The Steam Packet’s current owners will open a ski facility with the £124 million they get from government. The private slope will be made of £10 notes…… Read more “Steam Packet owners to open private ski slope”
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Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’
Health minister David Ashford says he’ll eat his hat if anybody beats his Magikarp Pokemon in a battle. It’s after Treasury Minister Alf Cannan announced changes to…… Read more “Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’”
Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator
Senior ministers are preparing to find out whether they can be helped by a new defibrillator outside government offices. The lifesaving equipment works by zapping hearts with…… Read more “Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator”
Minister rescues child from well
Treasury minister Alf Cannan has been described as “a very good boy” and given a chew treat after saving a child in danger. He found five-year-old Timmy…… Read more “Minister rescues child from well”
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