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Government to cut ferry prices

The government says it’ll slash Steam Packet prices, with new “third class” seats. Passengers boarding at Douglas, Heysham and Liverpool will be given an oar and offered…… Read more “Government to cut ferry prices”

May 24, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Steam Packet owners to open private ski slope

The Steam Packet’s current owners will open a ski facility with the £124 million they get from government. The private slope will be made of £10 notes…… Read more “Steam Packet owners to open private ski slope”

May 9, 2018May 9, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Pocket Tax to pay for Steam Packet buyout

The government’s announced a new ‘pocket tax’ to raise £124 million to buy the Steam Packet Company. Treasury Minister Alf Cannan says teams of tax inspectors will…… Read more “Pocket Tax to pay for Steam Packet buyout”

May 8, 2018May 9, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’

Health minister David Ashford says he’ll eat his hat if anybody beats his Magikarp Pokemon in a battle. It’s after Treasury Minister Alf Cannan announced changes to…… Read more “Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’”

Apr 3, 2018Apr 3, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator

Senior ministers are preparing to find out whether they can be helped by a new defibrillator outside government offices. The lifesaving equipment works by zapping hearts with…… Read more “Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator”

Mar 29, 2018Mar 29, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Minister rescues child from well

Treasury minister Alf Cannan has been described as “a very good boy” and given a chew treat after saving a child in danger. He found five-year-old Timmy…… Read more “Minister rescues child from well”

Mar 23, 2018Mar 24, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

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