The government says it’ll slash Steam Packet prices, with new “third class” seats. Passengers boarding at Douglas, Heysham and Liverpool will be given an oar and offered…… Read more “Government to cut ferry prices”
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Steam Packet owners to open private ski slope
The Steam Packet’s current owners will open a ski facility with the £124 million they get from government. The private slope will be made of £10 notes…… Read more “Steam Packet owners to open private ski slope”
Pocket Tax to pay for Steam Packet buyout
The government’s announced a new ‘pocket tax’ to raise £124 million to buy the Steam Packet Company. Treasury Minister Alf Cannan says teams of tax inspectors will…… Read more “Pocket Tax to pay for Steam Packet buyout”
Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’
Health minister David Ashford says he’ll eat his hat if anybody beats his Magikarp Pokemon in a battle. It’s after Treasury Minister Alf Cannan announced changes to…… Read more “Minister’s Magikarp ‘immortal’”
Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator
Senior ministers are preparing to find out whether they can be helped by a new defibrillator outside government offices. The lifesaving equipment works by zapping hearts with…… Read more “Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator”
Minister rescues child from well
Treasury minister Alf Cannan has been described as “a very good boy” and given a chew treat after saving a child in danger. He found five-year-old Timmy…… Read more “Minister rescues child from well”
