The government says it’ll slash Steam Packet prices, with new “third class” seats.
The Steam Packet’s current owners will open a ski facility with the £124 million they get from government.
The government’s announced a new ‘pocket tax’ to raise £124 million to buy the Steam Packet Company.
Health minister David Ashford says he’ll eat his hat if anybody beats his Magikarp Pokemon in a battle.
Senior ministers are preparing to find out whether they can be helped by a new defibrillator outside government offices.
Treasury minister Alf Cannan has been described as “a very good boy” and given a chew treat after saving a