Tynwald says it’ll meet via anonymous video link in a secret lair under Snaefell in future. The move’s in response to conspiracy theorists on Facebook who…… Read more “Tynwald changes meeting format”
Tag: Department of Infrastructure
DOI horse tram profit plan revealed
The Department of Infrastructure will enter tram horses into races in the UK and bet on them to make the service profitable. DOI Minister Ray Harmer’s understood…… Read more “DOI horse tram profit plan revealed”
New lifeboat to patrol potholes
The RNLI says it’s launching a new lifeboat station on the Island to rescue people who fall into potholes on the roads. The new rescue service is…… Read more “New lifeboat to patrol potholes”
1902 experience to be extended to whole Island
A Department of Infrastructure plan to recreate 1902’s horse tram offices is being backed by government, which will extend the scheme to the whole Island. The DOI…… Read more “1902 experience to be extended to whole Island”
New airport security area to be built from £50 notes
Infrastructure Minister Ray Harmer says the new security waiting area at Ronaldsway will be built from £50 notes. He says despite having no idea why queues…… Read more “New airport security area to be built from £50 notes”
Scientists find third Mountain Road state
Quantum physicists say they’ve discovered a third state of the Mountain Road which is both open and closed. Previously, traditional science had predicted the route from Ramsey…… Read more “Scientists find third Mountain Road state”
Rolling roadblocks on Douglas Prom
Douglas gets its promenade traffic calming measures back today. The Island’s capital will see giant shaggy animals patrolling its seafront on the lookout for small children they…… Read more “Rolling roadblocks on Douglas Prom”
Snow not bad enough to whine about gritters
Snow showers at the weekend have massively disappointed Manx Facebook whingers, as not enough flakes fell to criticise the Department of Infrastructure. Despite a weather warning from…… Read more “Snow not bad enough to whine about gritters”
Man backs down over prom plans bet
A Douglas man’s been forced to admit he was wrong after his three year old daughter couldn’t draw better plans up for the capital’s promenade. 62 year…… Read more “Man backs down over prom plans bet”
