Rolling roadblocks on Douglas Prom


Douglas gets its promenade traffic calming measures back today.

The Island’s capital will see giant shaggy animals patrolling its seafront on the lookout for small children they can eat if they think nobody’s looking.

The personifications of evil ingratiate themselves with visitors by pulling trams, although they’re suspected by at least one reporter of being in league with Satan.

Horse tram services resuming means it’s now illegal to drive along Douglas Promenade in less than an hour until the season is over later this year.

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