Beach cleaners say ‘fuck it’, go drinking

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A team of volunteer beach cleaners on the Island got sick of picking your shit up on Sunday.

The crew, which regularly cleans plastic and other rubbish washed on on the Island’s coastline, downed tools at Fleshwick on Sunday afternoon.

They cracked open a slab of lager and got nicely wasted as they admired the scenery and commented on how fast the tide was coming in.

“It’s other people’s shite – if they wanna see it in a fucking bin why don’t they come down here and say it to my face?” asked an unsteady spokesman.

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