Tynwald welcomes ‘bloody women’

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Tynwald Chamber Wide

Five new women have been elected to Legislative Council, preserving the House of Keys sausagefest.

Middle-aged male MHKs voted for the ladies in what’s being called “The Pink Revolution” by people with very little to do.

“Considering we’re debating laws telling ’em what they can do with their uterus, um, uteruses… no, uteri? Whatever, it’ll be nice for them to see what menfolk do in the serious business of Keys,” said one MHK after the polling.

“And they’ll make the place look much prettier,” piped up another.

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