Telecoms firms are to hold an illegal street race to decide who’s the best once and for all, it’s been revealed. For the past few weeks, Manx…… Read more “Street race to decide MT vs Sure row”
Day: Mar 17, 2018
Your stars in the Pullyscope, 17 March
Come see your night-time stellar objects refracted through the gimlet eyes of Pulrose Voodoo Warlock Darren O’McNally. Aries (March 21 – April 19): The dreamscape is aglow with…… Read more “Your stars in the Pullyscope, 17 March”
May’s visit threat spurs surge in barrel orders
The Island’s barrel-making industry has received a multi-million pound boost after Theresa May threatened to visit. Coopers were wallowing in cash and a sudden rush of orders…… Read more “May’s visit threat spurs surge in barrel orders”
Donkey minister prompts “Quayligula” quip from chief minister
Chief Minister Howard Quayle says he wants to change his name after appointing a donkey to a ministerial post. “Call me Quayligula!” he burbled after signing a…… Read more “Donkey minister prompts “Quayligula” quip from chief minister”