A 28 year old man’s privately admitted to friends he didn’t enjoy the Outback on Saturday night. The man, who didn’t wish to be shamed, revealed he’d…… Read more “28 year old ‘regrets’ Outback visit”
Day: Mar 12, 2018
Guess why it can’t happen here
Each week, we’ll be asking a random minister why something we’ve read about elsewhere can’t happen here. See if you can guess the minister and the issue…… Read more “Guess why it can’t happen here”
IOM banks mourn loss of Ken Dodd’s tax-dodging
Banks in the Isle of Man are checking their balance sheets today after the death of one of their most secretive clients. UK man Ken Dodd was…… Read more “IOM banks mourn loss of Ken Dodd’s tax-dodging”
Brexit row ‘pile of shite’ – Foxdale man
A Foxdale man says the delicate balance of negotiations as Britain prepares to leave the EU is a “pile of shite”. Aul’ Juan Stop-At-Home Watterson was speaking…… Read more “Brexit row ‘pile of shite’ – Foxdale man”
Tynwald welcomes ‘bloody women’
Five new women have been elected to Legislative Council, preserving the House of Keys sausagefest. Middle-aged male MHKs voted for the ladies in what’s being called “The…… Read more “Tynwald welcomes ‘bloody women’”
Beach cleaners say ‘fuck it’, go drinking
A team of volunteer beach cleaners on the Island got sick of picking your shit up on Sunday. The crew, which regularly cleans plastic and other rubbish…… Read more “Beach cleaners say ‘fuck it’, go drinking”
World War G declared in Maughold
The Manx government has called in troops to deal with the ever-growing menace of goats roaming free in Garff. The ruminants have spread exponentially, and sending in…… Read more “World War G declared in Maughold”
Island’s incinerator closes – garbage given to Facebook group
A Manx Facebook group is celebrating after winning the contract to deal with the Island’s rubbish. Isle of Man News and Politics will consume trash currently taken…… Read more “Island’s incinerator closes – garbage given to Facebook group”