A Foxdale man says the delicate balance of negotiations as Britain prepares to leave the EU is a “pile of shite”.

Aul’ Juan Stop-At-Home Watterson was speaking after ten pints in the Whitehouse.

He also told a rapt audience of his dissatisfaction at the pace and content of bargaining with the European Union.

“I could fuckin’ do that, an’ gerra better deal – it’s all them Hutus coming and fishing in our waters we need to sort out”, he burbled.