A team from NASA is investigating a Peel man’s claim getting to Mars would be ‘a piece of piss’. In the Whitehouse earlier this week, Gordy Quane…… Read more “NASA searches for Peel man’s ‘easy way to Mars’”
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Moddhey D’oh! Woman mistakes log for dog
A woman from St Johns who claimed she was bitten by the Moddhey Dhoo has admitted she just fell over a log. Diaspora Quayle, 62, was walking…… Read more “Moddhey D’oh! Woman mistakes log for dog”
Shock at public Peel bird sex
Visitors to the Sunset City were horrified this week when a full-scale seagull orgy broke out on Peel Promenade. Tourists were presented with the bawdy wing-ding over…… Read more “Shock at public Peel bird sex”
Peel man comes up with unusual economic plan
A man from Peel says a radical shift in the Island’s economic and industrial policy is needed by government. Gordy Quane announced in the Whitehouse this week…… Read more “Peel man comes up with unusual economic plan”
Brexit row ‘pile of shite’ – Foxdale man
A Foxdale man says the delicate balance of negotiations as Britain prepares to leave the EU is a “pile of shite”. Aul’ Juan Stop-At-Home Watterson was speaking…… Read more “Brexit row ‘pile of shite’ – Foxdale man”
Fleet Skeet 