A team from NASA is investigating a Peel man’s claim getting to Mars would be ‘a piece of piss’.

In the Whitehouse earlier this week, Gordy Quane revealed he’d solved the problem which has stumped the world’s best minds.

Quane said it was “no good messin’ round with rockets and shite – what you need’s a fuckin’ cannon”.

A team from the American space agency is currently hunting through bin bags at the rear of the pub to find Quane’s technical plans, which were sketched on a beer mat and forgotten about.