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New airport security area to be built from £50 notes

  Infrastructure Minister Ray Harmer says the new security waiting area at Ronaldsway will be built from £50 notes. He says despite having no idea why queues…… Read more “New airport security area to be built from £50 notes”

Apr 2, 2018Mar 31, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Castletown to ban parents’ night pub crawls

Castletown’s preparing to amend its byelaws and ban rowdy parents’ night revelries in the town. The local authority says the sight of mums and dads celebrating their…… Read more “Castletown to ban parents’ night pub crawls”

Mar 23, 2018Mar 19, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Lump taxpayers with useless building, urge halfwits

Idiot campaigners are urging the government to give an empty building to a heritage organisation that already loses £4 million a year. Castletown Police Station, barely on…… Read more “Lump taxpayers with useless building, urge halfwits”

Mar 21, 2018Mar 22, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Castletown man keelhauled over “up north”

A man from Castletown’s been dragged through the streets by police until his lifeless body was hanged from a lamppost as an example to others about their…… Read more “Castletown man keelhauled over “up north””

Mar 16, 2018Mar 16, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

Castletown woman ‘might’ see Gary Numan

A 23 year old from Castletown says she “might” go to a concert with 80s robot singer Gary Numan later this month. Chastity Cregeen was asked by…… Read more “Castletown woman ‘might’ see Gary Numan”

Mar 13, 2018Mar 15, 2018 by Fleet Skeet

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