TT biker bar Bushy’s will offer more facilities to middle-aged middle-class women to stop them whining this year.

The brewery says it’ll address complaints from women who turn up drunk and overdressed each year to complain drinking a pint of beer outside listening to music isn’t good enough for them.

Fleet Skeet Isle of Man has stolen obtained a leaked memo believed to be part of the plans for TT 2019 – complete with shoe-polishing monkeys and designer glassware.

You can see the full memo below: