Visitors to the Sunset City were horrified this week when a full-scale seagull orgy broke out on Peel Promenade.

Tourists were presented with the bawdy wing-ding over 20 minutes, with a short break while the birds rehydrated.

“It was terrible,” said Maud Binsley of Halifax, “First it was just two of them at it and then all the others came and joined in.

“One even had sussies and a little birdy strapon!”