A 28 year old man’s privately admitted to friends he didn’t enjoy the Outback on Saturday night.
The man, who didn’t wish to be shamed, revealed he’d initially been so glad to get in from the cold he hadn’t noticed the substantial age gap.
“It was the shrieking and the selfies that first made me suspect. Then I saw some beardy lumberjck knob with a pipe in the smoking area and realised I’d basically walked into the Dragon’s Castle of clubs.”
The beardy lumberjck knob with a pipe in the smoking area was unavailable for comment.