Tynwald changes meeting format



Tynwald says it’ll meet via anonymous video link in a secret lair under Snaefell in future.

The move’s in response to conspiracy theorists on Facebook who claim the government is a secret cabal of freemasons, Chamber of Commerce members and Hitler clones.

It’s now commissioned a secret headquarters where it can plot the end of civilisation itself.

The Department of Infrastructure says the tiny subterranean room with Skype facilities will cost around £50 billion and take 80 years to build.

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