A backslapping convention organised by the government’s seen 18 people taken to Noble’s Hospital. Annual bullshit festival IslExpo took place at the Villa Marina this week, giving…… Read more “18 hospitalised after backslapping event”
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Manx national dish ‘something very bitter’
The hunt for the new Manx national dish is expected to find something that leaves a sour taste in the mouth. The government announced it’s looking for…… Read more “Manx national dish ‘something very bitter’”
Jesus ‘not on Manx electoral register’
Jesus has been told to shut the hell up about abortion after it emerged he didn’t vote in the last Manx election. The fictional Messiah’s been chipping…… Read more “Jesus ‘not on Manx electoral register’”