A man from Port St Mary’s beaten his personal best by falling asleep seconds into news coverage of the Commonwealth Games. David McNarwhal says he was genuinely…… Read more “Man set Commonwealth Games personal best”
Tag: Port St Mary
Man gives up on ‘fucking stupid TT game’
Port St Mary man Matthewfuckmytoe Quilliam has told his girlfriend he’s giving up the latest TT videogame she bought him because “it’s shit”.Quilliam, aged 81, bought the…… Read more “Man gives up on ‘fucking stupid TT game’”
Port St Mary offers to replace Stephen Hawking
A village in the south of the Island has offered to assuage British grief by replacing physicist Stephen Hawking. The 76 year old died at his home…… Read more “Port St Mary offers to replace Stephen Hawking”
Fleet Skeet 