Port St Mary offers to replace Stephen Hawking

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A village in the south of the Island has offered to assuage British grief by replacing physicist Stephen Hawking.

The 76 year old died at his home yesterday.

A spokesman for Port St Mary commissioners said “We have a surfeit of auld fellas nobody can understand.

“We’d be happy to shed our surplus and unload them onto the UK.”

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