A man’s celebrating after spending just 23 minutes staring at clueless pensioners at the Island’s most famous double roundabout. Previously, Douglas Costain of Ballakilwheaarey had managed to…… Read more “Man breaks Quarterbridge record”
Day: Mar 28, 2018
Commissioners deny Rushen nerve agent plot
Rushen commissioners have denied any involvement with a nerve agent plot, as countries around the world expel the local authority’s spies. Usually more concerned with dog fouling…… Read more “Commissioners deny Rushen nerve agent plot”
Brexit negotiations: ‘got your nose’, chief minister tells EU and UK
Chief Minister Howard Quayle has unveiled his Brexit negotiating strategy – stealing noses from UK and EU leaders. Mr Quayle took the step after realising the Isle…… Read more “Brexit negotiations: ‘got your nose’, chief minister tells EU and UK”
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