Brexit negotiations: ‘got your nose’, chief minister tells EU and UK


Chief Minister Howard Quayle has unveiled his Brexit negotiating strategy – stealing noses from UK and EU leaders.

Mr Quayle took the step after realising the Isle of Man is of no importance to either side involved in leaving the European Union.

He’s expected to tell senior figures he’ll eat the noses unless both sides agree to the Isle of Man’s demands.

Nobody, including ministers, yet knows what those demands will be.

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