Chief Minister Howard Quayle’s warned the Island’s new female MLCs to ‘stop voting hysterically’. This week, he summoned the Tynwald members to his throne room in order…… Read more “Chief min to MLCs: ‘Is it your time of the month, dear?’”
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Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator
Senior ministers are preparing to find out whether they can be helped by a new defibrillator outside government offices. The lifesaving equipment works by zapping hearts with…… Read more “Ministers search for heart after getting defibrillator”
Brexit negotiations: ‘got your nose’, chief minister tells EU and UK
Chief Minister Howard Quayle has unveiled his Brexit negotiating strategy – stealing noses from UK and EU leaders. Mr Quayle took the step after realising the Isle…… Read more “Brexit negotiations: ‘got your nose’, chief minister tells EU and UK”
Sacking ‘not my fault’ says former shitshow department minister
Former health and social care minister Kate Beecroft says the chief minister was why she was sacked – not her repeated fuckups. She says her sacking was a…… Read more “Sacking ‘not my fault’ says former shitshow department minister”
Border tensions rise after man’s Lonan / Laxey misstep
A UK man who asked what the difference was between Lonan and Laxey has sparked a major escalation of tensions in the region. Tanks have been massing…… Read more “Border tensions rise after man’s Lonan / Laxey misstep”
Donkey minister prompts “Quayligula” quip from chief minister
Chief Minister Howard Quayle says he wants to change his name after appointing a donkey to a ministerial post. “Call me Quayligula!” he burbled after signing a…… Read more “Donkey minister prompts “Quayligula” quip from chief minister”
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